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The Lion King

The Lion King, Born in China & Why I Need a Panda

Disney really wants me to break some exotic pet laws. This is the only logical conclusion as to why they are...

Classic Movie Musicals with Dena Hill

The last few years have been pretty big for musicals. Hamilton took Broadway by storm in 2015, sparking a fresh...

The Trip to Spain Will Make You Hungry

Well shit. I’ve got some bad news. Apparently, it’s true that you just go from one life crisis to another...

The Hitman’s Bodyguard Has a Great Poster

The summer season is coming to an end, and it’s clear that The Hitman’s Bodyguard wants to end the season...

Brigsby Bear: A Really Weird Quarter-Life Crisis

It may be because I’m only months away from turning thirty, but I can’t help but thinking that Brigsby Bear...

Valerian Opens Epic World, Forgets Introduction

I knew one thing going in to Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets; I wanted one of those...

Lady Macbeth Kills…Literally

Lady Macbeth opens with a boring and slightly unnerving wedding. It is instantly unlike any 19th century period drama ever. Centered around...

Cars 3 Brings Lightning McQueen Full Circle

Cars is not my favorite Pixar franchise. I liked the first film well enough, but didn’t even make it through...

Alien Covenant Proves the Alien Ship Has Sailed

For the sake of full transparency, I’ve only see Alien and Aliens, and I saw them many years ago so...

Hawn, Schumer Get Snatched for Mother’s Day

To fully understand my feelings about Snatched, you must first understand my relationship with my mother. My mother and I...

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