Reviews

Darkest Hour Could Have Just Been Called ‘All of the Oscars’

Here’s the thing. The world did not need a movie about Winston Churchill staring Gary Oldman. I know this. However,...

The Shape of Water is the Sexy Fish Movie You’ve Been Waiting For

I’m just going to get right down to it. The Shape of Water has everything you could want in a...

Murder on the Orient Express Mustache You to Consider It

I was in middle school the first time I picked up an Agatha Christie novel. That being said, I don’t...

The Mountain Between Us is Sexual Tension

Get out the butter knife because from about minute one of The Mountain Between Us, you’ll be wanting to slice...

The Battle of the Sexes Rages On

The hardest thing about writing anything is the first sentence. For this review that challenge has been even tougher than...

The Trip to Spain Will Make You Hungry

Well shit. I’ve got some bad news. Apparently, it’s true that you just go from one life crisis to another...

The Hitman’s Bodyguard Has a Great Poster

The summer season is coming to an end, and it’s clear that The Hitman’s Bodyguard wants to end the season...

Brigsby Bear: A Really Weird Quarter-Life Crisis

It may be because I’m only months away from turning thirty, but I can’t help but thinking that Brigsby Bear...

Valerian Opens Epic World, Forgets Introduction

I knew one thing going in to Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets; I wanted one of those...

Lady Macbeth Kills…Literally

Lady Macbeth opens with a boring and slightly unnerving wedding. It is instantly unlike any 19th century period drama ever. Centered around...

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