Reviews

The Mountain Between Us is Sexual Tension

Get out the butter knife because from about minute one of The Mountain Between Us, you’ll be wanting to slice...

The Battle of the Sexes Rages On

The hardest thing about writing anything is the first sentence. For this review that challenge has been even tougher than...

The Trip to Spain Will Make You Hungry

Well shit. I’ve got some bad news. Apparently, it’s true that you just go from one life crisis to another...

The Hitman’s Bodyguard Has a Great Poster

The summer season is coming to an end, and it’s clear that The Hitman’s Bodyguard wants to end the season...

Brigsby Bear: A Really Weird Quarter-Life Crisis

It may be because I’m only months away from turning thirty, but I can’t help but thinking that Brigsby Bear...

Valerian Opens Epic World, Forgets Introduction

I knew one thing going in to Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets; I wanted one of those...

Lady Macbeth Kills…Literally

Lady Macbeth opens with a boring and slightly unnerving wedding. It is instantly unlike any 19th century period drama ever. Centered around...

Cars 3 Brings Lightning McQueen Full Circle

Cars is not my favorite Pixar franchise. I liked the first film well enough, but didn’t even make it through...

Alien Covenant Proves the Alien Ship Has Sailed

For the sake of full transparency, I’ve only see Alien and Aliens, and I saw them many years ago so...

Hawn, Schumer Get Snatched for Mother’s Day

To fully understand my feelings about Snatched, you must first understand my relationship with my mother. My mother and I...

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