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Darkest Hour Could Have Just Been Called ‘All of the Oscars’

Here’s the thing. The world did not need a movie about Winston Churchill staring Gary Oldman. I know this. However,...

The Shape of Water is the Sexy Fish Movie You’ve Been Waiting For

I’m just going to get right down to it. The Shape of Water has everything you could want in a...

The Lion King

The Lion King, Born in China & Why I Need a Panda

Disney really wants me to break some exotic pet laws. This is the only logical conclusion as to why they are...

Of Course Leap! Made Me Cry

Let me paint a picture for you. It’s 10am on a Saturday and an almost 30-year old woman is rushing...

The Trip to Spain Will Make You Hungry

Well shit. I’ve got some bad news. Apparently, it’s true that you just go from one life crisis to another...

The Hitman’s Bodyguard Has a Great Poster

The summer season is coming to an end, and it’s clear that The Hitman’s Bodyguard wants to end the season...

Brigsby Bear: A Really Weird Quarter-Life Crisis

It may be because I’m only months away from turning thirty, but I can’t help but thinking that Brigsby Bear...

Cars 3 Brings Lightning McQueen Full Circle

Cars is not my favorite Pixar franchise. I liked the first film well enough, but didn’t even make it through...

Alien Covenant Proves the Alien Ship Has Sailed

For the sake of full transparency, I’ve only see Alien and Aliens, and I saw them many years ago so...

Hawn, Schumer Get Snatched for Mother’s Day

To fully understand my feelings about Snatched, you must first understand my relationship with my mother. My mother and I...

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